What others are saying
"Spectacular results heckling the audience, just as promised! I must have been really dull before!"
"WOW! Some of these lines work unbelievably well on groups of girls, it's almost an act in itself!"
“You need to memorize at least twenty five of the quips in this book whether you think you do, or not"
WEDDING DJ. BARRY MOTHERWELL
lead vocals. Jo Loofe.
Entertainer. Paul Watson.
Buy the SCRIPT
Connect with your audience INSTANTLY with a few quips and one-liners to get any crowd going!
What you will learn
ROASTS, HECKLER STOPPERS AND ADLIBS
You're an Entertainer, So Entertain!
SINGER, ENTERTAINER OR WEDDING DJ ?
Be completely banter-proof. Work your audience. Put that personality to good use!
singer to guitarist
ice breaker
You don't have to be a comedian!
But if you are. . .
HECKLER STOPPERS, PUT DOWNS & AD-LIBS
Struggling to deal with that annoying heckler trying to upstage you and ruin everyone's night? With this comedian's handbook, you will have the sharpest heckler-stopping, spit-your-drink-out-funny remarks to have the crowd on YOUR side and laughing at the heckler! Turn that horrible heckle into a memorable moment that will make your casual viewers, die-hard fans!
Control the Crowd. Be Funny. Be Memorable!
that dress makes you look thirty years younger!
WHY NOT HECKLE YOUR OWN CROWD?
It's your audience, why not? With just a few deadpan jokes and funny ad-libs, you will be primed and ready to hit your audience with side-splitting laughter! Be the entertainer who stands out.
Work that Crowd!
short, sharp
and quick!
- Is that one of them 'push up bras'?
- No mirrors at home?
- He's in great shape... round!
- Blonde hair black parting, how did you do that?
- He sings like a hinge!
- Have you lost your comb?
are you gonna
do some
magic tricks?
I've seen better dressed wounds!
Have you come to fix the boiler?
Don't buy any more
bras love,
it's not worth it!
She's seen more cielings than Micheal Angelo
Why buy this Ebook?
Supercharge your stage presence and be the charisma king!
- Get the audience on your side every time instantly!
- Be the life of the party, EVERY party!
- Make sure you're NEVER UPSTAGED! Handle your hecklers!
- Create MASSIVE ENERGY with YOUR words.
ALWAYS BE PREPARED WITH JUST A HANDFUL OF LINES!
hard work never killed anybody, but why take the risk!
Not just for stage professionals!
BARTENDER OR WAITER?
People tip you based on how they feel. Make them feel good. Make them laugh. Make some tips!
WEDDING SPEECH?
The speeches are the main event at any wedding. Be remembered for the right reasons; being funny.
SALES MANAGER?
Raise spirits and lift morale. You can be relatable. Show the employees that you can have fun too!
ROMEO?
Can't talk to girls? Be primed and ready with funny things to say to get (almost) any girl to look at you adoringly!
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
what is a BANTER script
Over many years as an entertainer I have perfected deadpan one-liners and ad-libs that make an audience, friend, or customer laugh EVERY time. It's a devious stand-up comic trick to bring more entertainment to ANY situation and it's particularly useful for self-interests; from charming people, to encouraging gratuities, and much MUCH more.
When you can buy hand-picked TESTED gems of sharp and witty lines like this, why would you spend days on the internet collecting untested banter? Likewise, why would you thumb through a huge book of one-liners from Amazon just to get 100 lines that ‘might’ make someone laugh? You don’t have to be uber charismatic or outgoing to use my ad-libs and banter, all you need is a voice.
From my pocket to yours. My 1,000 script is constantly changing so it's always up-to-date. PLUS, with over 15,300 'One-Liners' and Adlibs for every situation in my back pocket, I'm proud to offer the highest quality, most unique banter on the market today.
I hope you enjoy my work as much as I enjoy bringing it to you.
A banter script is the raw material for a lightning fast one-liner, unedited in any way. You’ll find some quips that may be rough outlines, duplicated with a different subject matter, some with ‘seemingly’ incorrect grammar. Some have been trimmed to eliminate raw banter. These are the types of things I work with and around – and a reality of performing live. I write ideas with a re-write in mind and raw banter material is created as part of that process. The gist? It’s not always perfect. The key to raw material is that it is meant to be edited. Once it is edited, it is YOUR joke, you own it, you own the copyright!
Why would you want raw material?
You get the complete idea, if you want to create a one liner based around your personality or live situation then this is why you would want it and how you would edit it.
If you have any questions please reach out by email.
Mike Francis
Mike Francis.
ENTERTAINMENT SERVICES
No. 1 Spinningfields (302)
Quay Street, Manchester, M3 3JE
email: mfscripts@enter.co.uk
"If you can make a girl laugh you can make her do anything"
Marilyn Monroe, Actress.